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14

Apr

Carrburritos - Carrboro, NC

Regular readers of this blog know that I am a big fan of burritoriums, so much so that I invented a name to define said genre of restaurant.  When analyzing a burritorium there are three main factors that I look for if I’m going to give a five cheese sandwich rating: 1) wealth of vegetarian options, you can’t just have a beans and rice burrito, you should have a grilled veggie, or a tofu burrito. 2) Proper burrito construction - The burrito should not fall apart as I’m eating it, making a giant mess.  3) Salsa bar - I need options in my condimentization of burritos, and nothing does that better than a salsa bar.  Minor points will be scored if there are free chips and an actual Mexican workforce.

One of my great regrets from my last trip to North Carolina was never eating at Carrburritos, the premier burritorium of Carrboro, NC.  Admittedly, that’s not saying much, as the population of Carrboro is 16,000 people, and I don’t think there’s another burritorium in the town.

So, I finally made it out to Carrburritos, and ordered their vegetable asados burrito mejor, which is beans, rice, lettuce, cheese, guacamole and sour cream.  There are a few vegetarian options for burrito construction, you can pick from vegetable asados, tomatoes and rice, guacamole, and puree de papas (mashed potato and caramelized onions).  Admittedly the guacamole option is redundant if you get it mejor style (which puts guacamole in everything.  So, while there is a few vegetarian options if you’d like to come back here for different burritos, if you look at the picture above, you should be able to tell that the burritos are poorly constructed.  I tried cutting mine in half, and the whole operation nearly crumbled.

A saving grace was that there is a salsa bar, where you can get a couple of different kinds of salsa to dip with your free chips.  I got the salsa verde and tomatillo arbol salsas which were both fresh, if only slightly salty, and the arbol was decently spicy.  These were great accompaniments for the chips.

Overall, despite being a very small town, Carrboro is fortunate to have a decent burritorium such as Carrburritos.  The staff was mostly hipster college kids, so it lacked the authenticity that I seek for in a Mexican restaurant (and explains the poor burrito wrapping technique).  Thus, I’ll give Carrburritos three and a half cheese sandwiches.

Carrburritos
711 West Rosemary Street
Carrboro, NC 27510-2315 
(919) 933-8226

09

Apr

Olecito - Cambridge, MA

Burritoriums are Boston’s equivalent to New York Pizzerias, as there is a burrito shop within three blocks of any location in Boston (I haven’t proven this empirically, but I think this statement holds up for the most part).  One of my favorite Mexican restaurants in general (in Boston especially) is Olé Mexican Grill, which has a cheaper cousin across the street in Inman Square called Olecito.

Olecito has a selection of really interesting vegetarian options, including two different veggie tortas (one cheesy torta, and one veggie torta), but the yardstick for any burritorium is how good is their burrito.  So, I ordered their burrito which was rice, beans, guacamole, sour cream, cheese and grilled vegetables for $5.50.  A very reasonably priced burrito, though it was filled with carrots and squash mostly.  I tried to get some hot sauce on it, but it was not very spicy, and there were no other condiment options available to make it spicier, which is probably the weak point of Olecito as a burritorium.

The bonus points go to the free chips and salsa that come with the burrito, though the chips were a bit stale and the salsa was pretty bland.  Nevertheless, I appreciate free stuff, so I won’t complain too much.

Probably the coolest aspect of Olecito is that they have Boylan’s sodas on tap, which is nice if you like the taste of cane sugar sodas.  But, for my liking, Boylan sodas are not as good as drinking regular Coke from other countries.  I think it’s not just the usage of real sugar, it’s the formulation that’s a little more carbonated water than usual which I prefer.

Overall, Olecito is a pretty good burritorium, and though I didn’t have the best items on the menu, their burrito holds up to its competitors (Herrera’s and Qdoba).  The service wasn’t the friendliest, and it is not a place that you can sit and eat a meal, but otherwise I liked it a lot and will give it four cheese sandwiches.

Olecito
12 Springfield Street
Cambridge, MA 02139-1330 
(617) 876-1374

21

Nov

Surfside Grill - Washington, DC

When I first visited Charles in DC two years ago, he took me to a great Mexicali style restaurant called Surfside Grill, which serves standard Mexican fare, but sexes it up so it can charge $2 more per dish.  Charles technically doesn’t live in Georgetown, but he does live close enough that meal price inflation affects him.  I was still trolling the streets while he was at work, so I decided to stop by Surfside to get lunch.

Surfside is built on a “make it your way” style menu, where there are multiple cards for you to construct the burrito, quesadilla, tacos, or salad of your choice.  There are regular menu items, but these are almost universally meat-containing.  I decided to order a burrito, and thought I’d get some chips and salsa with it.  I had apparently forgotten that the chips and salsa were enough to be my lunch on their own.  The price inflation of Georgetown made me think that $3.99 for a small chips and salsa is fine by Georgetown standards.  I didn’t think I’d really get $4 worth of chips and salsa, which is almost more than a human is fit to eat, unless they’re central American.

After trying to make a small dent into my chips and salsa, I started on my behemoth of a burrito, which was a veggie burrito.  The nice thing about Surfside is that if you make a veggie burrito, you get three options of multiple different veggie options to put into your burrito.  I chose spinach, poblano and onions, and zucchini.  Yes, I know portobello mushrooms is a better companion, but I wanted to eat something quasi-healthy today, as hanging out with Charles usually leads me to having meals of Kit Kats or gum.  He doesn’t cook or like to go out to eat much.  I think he may have an eating disorder.  I topped up my burrito with a cucumber cilantro yoghurt sauce and queso fresco cheese and rice and beans, making a pretty tasty burrito.

Overall, the food at Surfside is really tasty, the salsa is great, and it is more or less an overpriced Qdoba/Chipotle style burritorium.  But I can’t really fault it in that respect, as its not Surfside’s fault it decided to operate out of Georgetown.  So, I’ll give it four cheese sandwiches for an outstanding quality burrito and great chips and salsa.

Surfside Grill
2444 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20007-1845 
(202) 337-0004

07

Mar

Burrito META Review

Anna’s Taqueria

For all the rave reviews that Anna’s Taqueria has received since I’ve come to Boston, I must say I was thoroughly disappointed upon having my first burrito here.  At first it seemed interesting when you order the veggie burrito, as they have a collection of seemingly seasonal vegetables that they dice up and put into a burrito.  The burrito I had had sweet potato, squash, yellow pepper, carrots and broccoli.  One caveat on Anna’s is that their rice is cooked in chicken broth, but you can request vegetarian rice.  However, this rice is very dry and salty, and basically ruins the flavor of the burrito.  The salsa and guacamole are pretty average, and overall thoroughly disappointing.  For all the hype around Anna’s, I feel like they do not deserve the yearly “Best Burrito” awards that they are given, and as such, I will give them one and a half cheese sandwiches (primarily for having vegetarian rice option and a decent variety of vegetables).

Boca Grande

Boca Grande is another local chain restaurant that has a few locations in Cambridge and one in Brookline.  Boca Grande has the greatest diversity of meal options as well as vegetarian options of any of the burritoriums I have reviewed.  You can get tacos, quesadillas, burritos, enchiladas, or even tamales here.  And for most of these options, you can get bean and cheese, grilled vegetables, tofu or adobe tofu.  I have tried the tofu and the adobe tofu, and I recommend you avoid the adobe tofu at all costs.  For some reason, the adobe sauce is the most foul tasting dressing that I have ever had incorporated into a burrito.  However, despite this minefield of bad taste, I do appreciate the effort Boca Grande makes to give vegetarians options.  As a result, I’ll give Boca Grande three cheese sandwiches.

Boloco

I don’t know if you can qualify Boloco as a burrito place, as their fillings are more indicative of wrap-style establishments rather than burritoriums.  My favorite “burrito” at Boloco is actually a wrap, called “The Mediterranean”.  It is black bean hummus, tomato salsa, olives, feta cheese, rice, cucumber, balsamic vinaigrette that you can get with either fajita vegetables (onions and peppers) or marinated tofu.  You can also substitute the regular rice for brown rice at no charge.  I always get the tofu, as it is the extra firm style for which I have always expressed a fondness.  This meal is very tasty, despite having over 2 g of salt in it.  I sometimes get a smoothie (the Jimmy Carter is pretty good) to wash down all that sodium.  I’ll give Boloco three cheese sandwiches for making a solid wrap.

Chipotle

A lot of respect is given to Chipotle for being a champion of local and sustainable food (whatever that is worth for a place that is owned by McDonald’s).  I do respect the simplicity of the menu where you have the vegetarian option that can be translated into salads, tacos, burritos, and burrito bowls.  Chipotle has a good combination of flavors with their salsa and their guacamole (slathered on with reckless abandon), and you can feel confident that when you’re eating this burrito you’re making the world a better place.  However, if this was truly “food with integrity”, as they emphasize on their website, there should be a lot more vegetarian options, as on average you’ll have better integrity serving vegetables than killing pigs or cows (no matter how sustainably or organically you do it).  So, I’ll give Chipotle three and a half cheese sandwiches (they would have more if they had more than just one vegetarian choice).

Herrera’s

Herrera’s is probably the smallest of the chain burrito places that I am listing on this META review.  They don’t even have a Twitter account!  They do have two locations in downtown BostonTheir veggie burrito is quite interesting, as they include steamed broccoli, carrots, zucchini, and squash.  It’s not as flavorful as the grilled veggies at Qdoba, but they do provide an alternative flavor texture to basic onions and green peppers that other places provide.  I believe that the guacamole is one of the best that I’ve had in a burrito (that I didn’t make myself).  Altogether, I think Herrera’s makes one of the best burritos in Boston, although I don’t think their salsa is that great.  It seems that every burrito place has at least one deficiency that prevents them from being a truly great burrito.  I give Herrera’s four cheese sandwiches.

Qdoba

I’ll be honest - coming into Boston, my favorite burrito place of all time would have to be Qdoba.  If not for any other reason than their three cheese queso sauce.  I really enjoy eating their burritos, from their buttery rice to the hot salsa.  Furthermore, I believe they put the most cheese in their burrito of any of the places listed on this META review (purely anecdotal - I have no data to back up this claim).  Also, they are the only burrito place listed here that have a frequent customer card that gives you free burritos.  Any place that rewards you for returning to the same location gets bonus points in my book.  I’m probably going to get some flack for this, but Qdoba is hands down still my favorite burritorium, as they provide both a veggie burrito (with mixed zucchini, squash, onions and green peppers) and a vegetarian burrito (just with onions and green peppers, but comes with free guacamole).  Unfortunately, the guacamole is nothing special, which is probably the major detraction for Qdoba.  I’ll give Qdoba 4 cheese sandwiches, to put them as the best chain burrito place in Boston.